[Even if it were..he's a terrible person to ask about it.]
And what could you be talking about?
[Because surely he wouldn't be talking about a traditional harvest. Maybe it's heaps of bodies, a blood donation to apologize for something yet to occur.]
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[gone without a word for weeks and all he can do is talk about the weather??]
I've come to possess a surplus of harvest. Want to take care of it?
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[Even if it were..he's a terrible person to ask about it.]
And what could you be talking about?
[Because surely he wouldn't be talking about a traditional harvest. Maybe it's heaps of bodies, a blood donation to apologize for something yet to occur.]
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One of those options being feeding them to Solomon, the way a man throws meat scraps to his dog.
But this isn't something he's so familiar with.]
That's too bad...
I'll tell you more when you agree to come deal with it. Otherwise, it's none of your concern.
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Aren't you trying to make it one of my concerns?
[How's he supposed to agree to some weird shit with zero info?? Fool him once...]
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[One you have to reap and process and cook yourself! Great!!!]
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[The world must be ending...who should he even contact about this????]
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[Not that he has any idea how to harvest them. Takasugi's way better at razing and burning crops.
Why he thinks Solomon has any expertise in this area is a mystery. (He just wants to see him fail.)]
Come over, and we'll see what we can do about that. ['We'. Hm. Sounds fake.]
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I'll come once you've prepared something. Let me know when it's been done.
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Takasugi can't let him off so easily.
Twenty minutes pass before he sends another message.]
I've prepared a surprise for you.
[Dubious.]
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Will I like it?
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And there's enough to last the night.
[He's warmed up some sake.
How bougie]
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[This is still scary, what a terrible ultimatum.]
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